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Hey everyone, I am J. Grimes and I'm excited that you've chosen to stop by, and read my bio.  I am a passionate writer, who loves writing articles on just about any topic imaginable.  This past fall, I started on a new series of hubs called Bad Church.  Their main focus is centered around not-so-well known biblical history, with a few added literary highlights for Christians, Muslims, and Jews alike.

I have also written a few new hubs about my professional work as a Surgical Technologist, and traveling articles from my past vacations.  Like the trip I took to San Juan, and the great eatery experiences I had during my time in Puerto Rico with my family. 

I'm a hometown fan of the Missouri Tigers.  Go Mizzou!  When I am not out supporting the MU Tigers, you might find me at work or at home taking care of my family.  I am a graduate of Columbia's Surgical Technology program, and recently discovered how much I love taking care of sick people, and working in an operating room. I am very passionate about taking care of sick people. 

I was in need of a new hobby, since I work long hours and that is when I discovered HubPages.com. I started writing here on HubPages.com in April 2009, and I love every minute of it. What I enjoy the most about HubPages.com is coming up with fresh, new ideas to write about. Another one of my favorite past times is collecting funny sex quotes said by famous people.  Here's a couple you might even want to pass along and share yourselves: 

"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, but another kept reminding me..., Howard, you are a veterinarian."" --Roger Matthews  

and, I love this quote by George Burns; 

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." 

Here's a couple of Woody Allen quotes if you already haven't them before.

"Dating is a lot like Chinese food, it ain't over till you both get your cookies!" and "Sex is dirty if it's done right." 

Are those the best or what?  He is such a funny guy. If you liked what you've read so far here, then take this opportunity to join my Fan Club!  That way you will get alert emails, notifing you of all my newest hub additions. 

How about Twitter?  Are you by chance a tweeter too?  I love to Twitter!  Feel free to tweet me anytime.  But my writing doesn't stop there, nope not at all.  Not only do I have these articles listed here on HubPages, but I also currently write for two of my own personal Blogs.   You can check out what I have written about HubPages and my fellow hubbers at www.onebrowncowcompany.com.

Do come and join me.  And..., if you are by a chance a little overweight and like it like me, boy do I have an online estore for you.  The next time you feel like strutting your stuff in front of your leading lover, do so by wearing something from my specially sized, plus-size lingerie collection that has been personally hand-selected by me.  I am really excited about my personally designed, online, lingerie store for  Big & Sexy women!!!  Check it out, I am confident that you'll love my saucy new collections.

When you're done checking out my newest online store, and are in need of some kind of entertainment to watch or read,  check out what I have to offer online in the way of videos, best-selling books, MP3 downloads or DVDs here.  It will take to one of my three Amazon.com estores. 

Hey..., have you tried out Google Buzz yet?  Well I have, and its worth the mere 30 seconds it takes to sign up for. Its free and a great way to promote your own stuff. Speaking of promotions, Shetoldme.com is a valuable tool to promoting new hubs, and getting paid while you do it.  Another great way to making some extra cash on the side, can be discovered at Chitika.com for all those writers with their own blogging website.  But you must remember to become a free member of Hubpages.com here first.